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Old 21st September 2011, 07:04 PM   #1
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Old 10th November 2011, 06:57 PM   #2
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school.

The robot slaps the son.

Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Kung Fu Panda

The robot slaps the son again.

Son: Ok! It was a Porno.

Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didnt even know what porn was!

The robot slaps the Dad.

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all hes your son.

The robot slaps the mom.

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Old 28th December 2011, 01:35 AM   #3
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Both jokes are really so funny and awesome thanks for posting.

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Old 29th December 2011, 03:40 AM   #4
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I dont know about the first one, but the second one is REALLY funny. Gonna steal it from you, beware!

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Old 15th February 2012, 06:55 AM   #5
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I really enjoy second joke that is much funny then first.

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Old 15th February 2012, 01:58 PM   #6
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I was just rolling when I read the first joke which exactly describes the main idea of every profession.

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Old 16th February 2012, 09:38 AM   #7
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Oh, jokes save my brain at work thank you very very very much! the second one is better

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Old 19th February 2012, 08:01 AM   #8
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Thanks for jokes!!! They are really funny!

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Old 23rd March 2012, 10:21 AM   #9
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LOL, That was funny. Thanks.

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Old 6th August 2012, 09:57 AM   #10
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Nice jokes guys, it made my day. Thanks.

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